February 2012
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imaginary job interview scenario
HR person: why should I hire you?
me: well DUH what did you expect? "because I'm an enthusiastic person and positive team player?"
HR person: why do you want to work here?
me: uh.....isn't it YOU that accepted my application for the first place? which means you wanted ME to work FOR YOU
HR person: we have to congratulate the customers on their purchases, what would you say to the customer after the process is done?
me: "congratulations, you just elevated my sales percentage which will make my manager happy as a hippo"
*gets hired like BLAO*
“Job applications scare me, and I really need a break from filling them out.”
– please hire me: Reason #47 to hire me
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currently I am
minimizing anything that is quite unnecessary, in order to maximize whatever I need to maximize for the better
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WatchValentine’s gram from me little sistah
And I’m excited enough to take a video of it rather than a plain picture LMFAO
btw, that’s my sis who’s laughing in the background lol
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Childish Gambino - Heartbeat (radio rip)
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I’m keep having the nights of “being extremely sleepy but somewhat wide-awake” which drives me fucking crazy lol
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